Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Number 92

Many times in school people get a 92% on one of their assignments. Students know that there is a fine line between an A and a B. An A is a 93% and above. A B is a 92% and below. Just 1% higher and you would have an A. This number is the work of all evil combined and spelled out on paper. It is as though our poor teachers are being possessed into writing the number 2 instead of the number 3 after that oh-so-wonderful number 9. The equation 666/6-((6*33)+1) will equal the number 92, which proves to many people how wicked this number really is. The temperature at which ice will melt is 32° and above, add 60° to that and you have another 92°. The temperature 92° will also melt ice. A pentagram consists of a circle and a star. The circle's circumference is 360°. Each of the angles inside of the star equals 90.4°. Five times 90.4° minus 360° equals 92°! It is believed that the teachers are possessed by Satin himself infecting the host through their toenails. It then travels up their legs, through their abdomen and arms, into the index finger. The host then leaves the 3rd part of the number 3 off causing a number 2. We have named this horrid phenomenon tritititchnonabiitus. Now that you have read this you will die in either 92 seconds, 92 minutes, 92 hours, 92 days, 92 weeks, 92 months, 92 years, 92 decades, 92 centuries, 92 millennium, or 92 Barack Obamas.

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